Vampire Japanese Jew
Was created by an Elder vampire 30/06/2007 at 21:24:03
Clan:
Character description
There once was a simple Japanese rice peddler making his way down the road to Kyoto. As he spilled his way down the dirt path, he came upon a tall man wearing a strange hat.
Upon further inspection of this strange giant, the Japanese man saw that the stranger had a large, crooked nose and his curled hair framing his bearded face. The man wore a black, dusty robe and was carrying a book with him.
As the rice peddler kept on walking, the strange giant of a man tripped over a stray stone and fell into the poor Japanese man, thus starting a chain reaction that began to fuse the two together. The Japanese man began to panic as he felt his body lengthen and grow a couple of inches, his trimmed goatee grew into an untamed mane that fell to the middle of his chest. His eyebrows began to spread across his face and soon went air born.
In his mind, thoughts of a man carrying a gnarled stick in his hands and bellowing unspoken words. The man then raised the stick with two hands and slammed it into the shallows of a beach. The water then began to rise and split into two, creating a path to the other side. he then walked through the fissure in the sea, a crowd of people following him. With these thoughts in the rice peddler's mind, a single word flashed before his eyes: Moses. At that moment, he knew what he has become.
When the Jew tripped and fell into what seemed to be a midget with squinty eyes, his body began to morph into something unheard of. He felt his body begin to shrink, the forefront of his hair began to fall off and the rest tied itself into a knot on the top of his head, underneath his hat. His eyes began to stretch and thin out, hindering his circular vision.
Thoughts of martial arts and obese monks spilled their ways through his mind. He suddenly became disciplined and patient and suddenly gained a craving for rice and raw fish, but he did not know why. But the most noticeable change was that he lost all knowledge of how to drive and knew that if he ever got behind the wheel, many deaths and accounts of destruction of property would occur.
Thus forming the one and only, JAPANESE JEW. Able to eat rice faster than an anorexic fat guy on a glucose diet. More powerful than a old crone of a nun trying to poke her way through the chest cavity of some punk. Able to split his wanton soup without a spoon.
Suddenly a vampire jumped out of the underbrush on the side of the road and bit the unsuspecting newfound Japanese Jew and ran off, slapping himself with a tuna while singing row row row your boat.
Note that if you take offense I will not care
Upon further inspection of this strange giant, the Japanese man saw that the stranger had a large, crooked nose and his curled hair framing his bearded face. The man wore a black, dusty robe and was carrying a book with him.
As the rice peddler kept on walking, the strange giant of a man tripped over a stray stone and fell into the poor Japanese man, thus starting a chain reaction that began to fuse the two together. The Japanese man began to panic as he felt his body lengthen and grow a couple of inches, his trimmed goatee grew into an untamed mane that fell to the middle of his chest. His eyebrows began to spread across his face and soon went air born.
In his mind, thoughts of a man carrying a gnarled stick in his hands and bellowing unspoken words. The man then raised the stick with two hands and slammed it into the shallows of a beach. The water then began to rise and split into two, creating a path to the other side. he then walked through the fissure in the sea, a crowd of people following him. With these thoughts in the rice peddler's mind, a single word flashed before his eyes: Moses. At that moment, he knew what he has become.
When the Jew tripped and fell into what seemed to be a midget with squinty eyes, his body began to morph into something unheard of. He felt his body begin to shrink, the forefront of his hair began to fall off and the rest tied itself into a knot on the top of his head, underneath his hat. His eyes began to stretch and thin out, hindering his circular vision.
Thoughts of martial arts and obese monks spilled their ways through his mind. He suddenly became disciplined and patient and suddenly gained a craving for rice and raw fish, but he did not know why. But the most noticeable change was that he lost all knowledge of how to drive and knew that if he ever got behind the wheel, many deaths and accounts of destruction of property would occur.
Thus forming the one and only, JAPANESE JEW. Able to eat rice faster than an anorexic fat guy on a glucose diet. More powerful than a old crone of a nun trying to poke her way through the chest cavity of some punk. Able to split his wanton soup without a spoon.
Suddenly a vampire jumped out of the underbrush on the side of the road and bit the unsuspecting newfound Japanese Jew and ran off, slapping himself with a tuna while singing row row row your boat.
Note that if you take offense I will not care
Statistics
| Total loot: | 45,593.30 litres of blood |
| Victims bitten (via link): | 0 |
| Fights: | 147 |
| Victories: | 100 |
| Defeats: | 47 |
| Draws: | 0 |
| Gold gained: | ~ 2,000.00  |
| Gold lost: | ~ 1,000.00 |
| Damage to enemies: | 9921.44 |
| Damage from enemies: | 11670.73 |
The attributes of Japanese Jew:
| Character level: | Level 17 |
| Strength: |    (32) |
| Defence: | (32) |
| Agility: | (33) |
| Stamina: | (31) |
| Dexterity: | (31) |
| Experience: |   (1318|1445) |
The ancestral site statistics of Japanese Jew
| Attempted challenges: | 0 |
| Successful challenges: | 0 |
| Failed challenges: | 0 |
The sentinel of Japanese Jew
| Sentinel breed: | Bionic wolfhound |
| Sentinel name: | Bionic wolfhound |
| Attack: | (21) |
| Defence: | (20) |
| Stamina: | (20) |
Profile
| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 15-20 Years |
| Hometown: | H-Town |
| ICQ-number: | --- |
| MSN Messenger: | --- |
| Yahoo Messenger: | --- |
| AIM-Name: | --- |
| Jabber ID | --- |
| Skype ID | --- |
Arena
Japanese Jew has not yet achieved a special arena rank.